"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"
by th3piedpiper April 19, 2016
Get the Cum-sponge mug.The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.
It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.
by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016
Get the mexican sponge mug.When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.
Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”
“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”
“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”
“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”
“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
Get the squeezing the sponge mug.Just like Someone who try's to suck the life out of you... except they try to suck up all the excitiement, fun, positivity and passion from your dreams, and your goals in life.
They are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..
They are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..
by PGG February 3, 2017
Get the Dream sponge mug.After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
by juliaholton December 9, 2020
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Get the Treacle sponge mug.(noun): someone who believes any piece of information they read on the internet (no matter the source or credibility), passing it along to others as if it is always truthful.
“Dude’s been sharing the craziest headlines and conspiracy theories lately. He doesn’t even care at this point if they’ve already been debunked- talk about a Hyperbolic Sponge…”
by DJ Potato August 2, 2021
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