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spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.
That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!
by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017
mugGet the spong mincermug.

sponge bob foam heels!

a person who's heels (shoes) are made of thick foam
mary with her strap up sandles and her thermal
socks "sponge bob foam heels!"
by Laura Dunphy December 19, 2007
mugGet the sponge bob foam heels!mug.

sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
by Moyka July 17, 2017
mugGet the sponge itmug.

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
by tenequia January 5, 2008
mugGet the sponge monkeymug.

Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement
Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022
mugGet the Buena Park Wet Spongemug.

gutter sponge

a whore's diaphragm
"A gutter sponge saved my life tonight," said the whore.
by WhoreSponge June 9, 2025
mugGet the gutter spongemug.

spong

A bong but the water is sperm.
Aidan and Ian worked all week to break out the spong for the boys this weekend.
by CumGuzzler6669 May 15, 2019
mugGet the spongmug.

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