A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.

Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!

by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024

Marcus

The god of parent service and education. Also, a cambodian spy and famously known of being the god of the north east. He also loves robux, pancakes, maple syrup, school and owns a pancake business.

Marcus is our god of the north east and pancakes.

"These pancakes are fuckin bussin" - Marcus

by kingsgrovehighschooldictionary September 20, 2022

Marcus

Lacks bde a lot. He probably doesn't even have one

Marcus gay

by Ohhhhhhh yeahhhh daddy April 18, 2022

Marcus

Marcus is awesome hot cool funny(not smart). Espicasilly Marcus Stefanulli. In 5th grade Dater school. Loves frogs.

Marcus is cool

by AJISCOOL October 12, 2022

marcus durando

A man with a huge cock that penetrates it it women every day and gets all the pussey

You got yourself a Marcus Durando

by 69thepussydestroyer69 January 18, 2017

Marcus

Marcus is a nice, sexy, kind hearted guy he is quick to tell you how he feels about you and doesn't care what he hears about you he also is good in bed if you ever get the chance to have him TAKE IT

Girl 1:Hey do you know that guy Marcus

Girl 2: yes he is so cute
Girl 1: and so nice

Girl 2 : omg yesssss

by Expertgirl772 December 23, 2018

Chef Marcus

A Chef Marcus is a name given to line-cooks who are not very knowledgeable and unpleasant to be around. They often exhibit robot like elasticity when walking, or early signs of rigor mortis when attempting to act out a scene.

Hey did you see the new chef marcus we hired? Jit moves stiffer than a palm tree.

by La'Vert October 11, 2022