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vampire flower

It is a character from pvz GW2 that is THE HOTTEST THING IN THE PVZ UNIVERSE.
Vampire flower is the hottest thing ever
by Super multi ball August 30, 2023
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Vampire weekend

Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex
My sorority sisters and I had a vampire weekend after the frat party
by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022
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VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
by BostonEmily June 24, 2022
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Vegetarian Vampire

1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.

2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.

3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.
"Man, I saw the Twilight movie last night, and I totally feel like a vegetarian vampire!"
by HappyCabbit April 2, 2009
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Beer Vampire

Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.
"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."
by SnookiezInc April 12, 2009
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Time Vampire

human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.
They are such Time Vampires - I can get nothing done when they are around.
by libertyuk August 16, 2008
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vampire sex

When a boy vampire and a girl vampire have sex when the girl is on her period.
Vampires have vampire sex. Mmmm, the blood!
by haxx0rfish April 2, 2007
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