evan and ciara

the absolute worst couple to ever be matched up in the history of bad couples

omg look at Evan and ciara I swear they should just break up

by Ihateevananderson November 10, 2017

Evans highboi

Some Asian child for Holliston whose high 24/7 and loves freshman girls

Evans highboi is a fien for some freshman p**sy

by Chadd100 June 28, 2019

Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.

Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.

by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019

shitty evan

Freckly. Thin. Curly hair. Why did you look up shitty evan?

hey that shitty evan over there is actually called steve.

by shittierevan May 3, 2019

Evan Callham

Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie

Evan Callham looks like snape

by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019

evan ware

A gay retard who likes hentai

"Nigga you hear him say that gay shit?"
"Yeah he sound like Evan ware"

by Kekmebaby May 24, 2017

evan lovas

A kid that you never want to meet.

Mike: Yo have you met Evan Lovas
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.

by ajsol04 December 9, 2019