Things NOT to say during sex

Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby

Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic

There are just some things NOT to say during sex...

by PlanX December 5, 2010

naughty things

weird and bad stuff

that person is doing naughty things

by Cock479 July 16, 2021

Quick Things

When you want some one to complete something or do something faster. Or to stress the fact it needs to be done/retrieved quickly.

D: You want a soda?

Q: Orange crush! Quick things tho! Quick Things.

by DiamondQ. February 19, 2009

da ting goes skrra

Lyrics said by Big Shaq in Fire in the booth that became a meme

Big Shaq: DA TING GOES SKRRA

by 420 October 10, 2017

the ting goes skrrrahh

When a thing goes off and makes alot of noise

The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom

by Snazy1 May 3, 2018

stupid things people say

People do say some shockingly stupid things in every day life.
here are just a few of them!

you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!

"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"

"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"

"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"

"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"

"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"

"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"

"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"

someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"

"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."

"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."

a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"

"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!

note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.

by Tsukasa a.k.a Blue Moon August 12, 2010

i think we should see other people

What a hoebag says when they want to break up with you most likely because they are seeing someone else. This means "haha, i already am seeing other people. fuck you."

I think we should see other people. You and I aren't meant to be.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018