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Markiplier Paradox

When a person is simultaneously the dumbest person in the room and the smartest person in the room.
Person 1: Dude, how the hell did he get outta that bad hand?
Person 2: The Markiplier Paradox. He's somehow both bad and good at poker.
by War zone boi January 27, 2024
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Paradox

A question you ask Siri/Alexa/Google/etcetera that causes it to malfunction and give you a not-quite-an-answer.
I asked siri a paradox and it isn't answering.
by XxLoneWolfxX April 11, 2022
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paradox of freedom

The effect where the more children are prohibited from doing things, the more curious and rebellious they will become. Conversely, when they're given complete trust, they will learn to take responsibility.
The paradox of freedom is evident when my parents tried to restrict my late-night outings; the more they said no, the more I wanted to sneak out and rebel!
by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025
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Chasm of Paradox

A cool name for groups, also its tuff and its really chasm and very paradox

heres a cool word that references chasm of paradox: chasmingtheparadox
Hey i like to chasm of paradox you out! (Some random kid who doesnt know what it means)

Hey, Chasm of Paradox is a sick name! (Chad person)
by zephlyst December 6, 2025
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The Beyonce Paradox

The desperate need to be the more attractive one in the relationship.
"That guy from our gym is so hot, but have you seen his wife? She looks like a bear with a mop for hair, no way can he be attracted to her."

"He suffers from the Beyonce paradox! Hes only with her because he desperately needs to look better than whoever he is with."
by KJ BELAFONTE July 25, 2019
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the Dagi paradox

When a dude is so fucking funny, that even he doesn’t know it
Joydeep once said “ this dude gaslights you so much you don’t even know that he is gaslighting you, I call it the Dagi paradox ”
by Mr. deep December 26, 2023
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The Yasuké Paradox

"The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.

Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Person 1: "You don't exist physically because I've never seen you before in person"

Person 2: How the fuck does that make sense?

Person 1: it's the Yasuké Paradox, that's how!
by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021
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