Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

tye dye lobster bib

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)

Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

by Charlie, Barker, and rivas. April 3, 2010

Lobster-n-Lingus Day

Usually celebrated on April 14. The ladies version of Steak and BJ day. Usually celebrated by giving ladies oral sex after eating a lobster dinner. April 14 is also refered to as clams and lobster day.

Do you want to celebrate Lobster-n-Lingus Day at my place or yours?

by angel fire March 14, 2009

New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.

Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."

by Spick January 18, 2008

Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

by wtfdudewhoa February 11, 2010

Super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburger

when Ad uses a lobster to fill your ass, a cheeseburger up your vagina, and cums in your mouth

Lily: Damn, last night I got super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburgered!
Ad: Ad.

by Balze June 20, 2022

lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.

Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...

by Kris Patel January 18, 2016