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Lady Wellington

A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.
"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013
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lady holiday

A code name for a woman's menstral period, or another way of saying her "time of the month".
Ugh cramps, bad! Lady holiday started today.
by coleyy_xoxo May 7, 2015
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Lady Threesome

2 ladies, 1 man. No direct penis in vagina penetration. Mostly touching, kissing and oral. For the least slutty of the slutty girls
I don't think I'd be down for a hard core threesome, that's too intense. Maybe a soft core version... A lady threesome.
by ladies3some February 14, 2012
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lady-mist

When a girl gets a little turned on by something and mists up in the lady garden.

Usually something she shouldn't get turned on by.
Like a sexual blush but not of the face.
Generic Teen 1; "Did you just lady-mist up over that topless photo of R-Patz?"
Generic Teen 2; "A little."
Generic Teen 1; "Eww"
by crashtragic101 May 11, 2010
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Lady Bush

1.

The title used to refer to the wives of former presidents H. W. Bush and G. W. Bush during their respective time in office.

2.
A type of woody plant, smaller than normal trees that, through some quirk of the system, has inherited a noble title and the attached ancestral lands.

3.
A woman's pubic hair.
1.
(tv anchor) The wife of our glorious leader, Lady Bush, was spotted walking in the woods leaving a trail of bread. Her reasons for this are as yet unknown

2.
(butler) M'lady, may I offer you some tea? or perhaps a shovel full of dung?

3.
"Margaret! I waxed my Meat Venetians, now there are pubes everywhere!
by detailedsubset February 1, 2013
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Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.
My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?
by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010
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chinkachinka lady

A lady who likes a lot of bling and won't put out unless he's loaded.
Yeah, that chick likes the bling, she's a chinkachinka lady, if you wanna get married you gotta give a marry ring.
by A word my kids made up March 16, 2014
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