Jiminy Christmas that mouth never shuts up.
What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!
What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!
by Maddogg radio April 29, 2022
Get the Jiminy Christmasmug. When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.
Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...
by Tubahokie96 December 16, 2014
Get the Christmas Gristlemug. A christmas cone refers to sprinkling cocaine over a cone (weed bowl) as it looks like snow on a christmas tree.
by PinguThePenguin May 1, 2019
Get the Christmas Conemug. by Pope Daddy December 21, 2017
Get the Daddy Christmasmug. by Baby Lola December 21, 2020
Get the Christmas a' nearmug. The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.
Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.
Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
by Flealan December 26, 2009
Get the Colonel's Christmasmug. A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo
Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present
Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!
*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*
Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo
Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present
Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!
*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*
Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
Get the Christmas pedomug.