Cactus

Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.

She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.

Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!

by Robbie Sportacon December 13, 2016

Swamp Cactus

theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .

"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;

by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023

swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.

My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus

by LONEWOLF_3393-THE BIGGEST YETI July 25, 2017

Cactus

A penis that is large and red and "pimped up" at the tip, and has pubic hair that is similar to that of 'cactus spikes'.

I saw your grandpa's cactus last night.

Crazy, fuck dawg! That's a big cactus.

by spoezzy March 3, 2024

cactus or 🌵

whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji

person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "

by newtrendinfo January 16, 2021

cactus

a cactus is a person who is being a jerk. cactus lowkey means prick.

"he's a cactus, baby. don't listen to him."
"but he's MY cactus."

by starsforeyes September 11, 2016

cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.

1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?

by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013