Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

Tinkle Toes

Tinkle Toes is a phrase you use when a young (or old) child has wet them selves while they are wearing ballet tights.

"Aww, looks like jamey here is our little tinkle toes!"

by Some Random Unicorn March 19, 2017

Toe-Footing

Toe-Foot-Ing- v. Tip towing with haste.

Bro.. my girl was awake when I got home.. I Toe-Footing thru the back door.. she never heard me walk in.

by KMFLb May 2, 2021

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021

dog toe

cigarette.

Hey man, lemme hold one o' them dog toes.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003

Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.

Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.

by NightmaresNightmares September 6, 2019