Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.

When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.

by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020

Woke Trap

When someone that is woke tries to trick someone else into thinking they are racist, sexist, etc.

Amy tried to catch me in a woke trap when she asked what type of flowers a man would like for Valentine's day.

by Soccermomlover425 February 21, 2020

Light-trapping

A slow driver in front of you who manages to crawl through a yellow light right when it's about to turn red (and even worse, at a railroad crossing), leaving you and the enraged drivers behind you in a huge traffic jam.

I would've made it back home sooner if it wasn't for that slow bastard who kept light-trapping me at nearly every other block.

by Dr. Claw July 29, 2009

Trap Jesus

Is a man who deals in the trap life, but hold to higher morals and standards.

Trap Jesus said he ain't smoking dope with anyone under 23, because they need to get out the traphouse and go to college.

by †π∆₱ J౿§u$ April 17, 2017

Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.

I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.

by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020

trap barn

a place, or in reality a barn, where friends and people from all corners of Almont and surrounding areas come to have a good time. these good times normally consist of last second put together party's that always work out somehow in the end. everyone is welcome to this most glorious of hangouts as long as a person isn't sketchy, a creeper, or doesn't know the owners of said trap. the barn comes fully equipped with a Rockstar Bar, gnarly sound system, a random wall, and a few dead bats (one of which hangs on the random wall). during the summer months the heat is fought off with a fan and most of the time it does just fine. when weather gets cold the trapping still continues but in a little fashion, the trap tent comes into play. the trap tent is literally a fort/tent made out of tarps and is built to hold in heat when its cold out.

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by sctbrdfrd February 27, 2011

Bath Trapped

When a person is psychologically unable to leave a bath due to it's comfort, warmth or lethargy caused by the hot steam. This is most severe if the temperature outside of the bath is cold or the person within the bath his sleepy.

"I got bath trapped earlier and was late for work, it was so cozey and womb like within the bath I was unable to get out"

by mindvomit September 6, 2012