the tommy special

If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special

Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special

by foreskin eater November 16, 2019

special puss

The cream of the top, the extra umph, the special puss.

Jan: "What do you think about my sweater?"
Wendy: "special puss"
Jan: "I'll order five right away!"

by itsocake February 18, 2022

walgreens special

Two flu shots back to back.

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?

by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019

Shanghai Special

The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands

"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"

by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016

Wonton Special

A wonton special is when two Asian men bang a woman (most often a basic white girl) in the butt using duck sauce as lube.

I'll have a wonton special, extra duck sauce.

by MillyMay August 26, 2015

DeAnne Special

When your wife is a secret Dallas cowboys fan but goes to Texans game anyways. Then gets absolutely shitfaced and passes out in the public restroom to avoid actually watching the Texans play.

I’m going to pull a DeAnne special to avoid sex tonight.

by Wilkigle June 27, 2019

The "Special" Challenge

Try touching your fingers to your wrist and biting you neck at the same time.

Forest Gump got nothin' on that dude. He battles The "Special" Challenge everyday.

by Elegance February 15, 2010