Sebastian

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All

Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You

by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021

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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024

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Sebastian

A guy who likes to ask a girl out, break up with her, then her ask her out again, and then break up with her again.

Ur such a sebastian
Under the sea

by Bobabestie July 22, 2021

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Sebastian Chen

A Good Guy,Who's Super Fun Loving ,Loves Basshunter,Who Suffers From Philophobia,Love s McDonald's in the Am and Loves Peaches and a Cream Shrimp,He will turn a Bedroom into a Fair,Sebas is Best friend with Shortii Boss Sebastian is a Heartbreak.

Sebastian Chen will break your heart for ever.

by 90sBossBabe10 February 14, 2023

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Sebastian

Someone who fusks mice, owls and mealworms

1:"Why is he eating Morten Mealworm?"
2:"Idk. His name is probably sebastian

by HEjEHj November 23, 2021

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Sebastian Solace

A real meanie!! >:(

A 10’6 bbg fish which half the pressure fandom simps over even though he mocks you all the time.. (he’s still pookie tho)

Guy: O-M-G!! Sebastian Solace is so mean to the player!

Girl: Yeah, but I still love his character!

Guy: To be honest, same. His lore is amazing and his design is sick.

Girl: Oh, I just like him because I’m an average simp who doesn’t realise that he’s just a cluster of neatly arranged pixels.

by tomura.x March 3, 2025

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