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A Polish date is when you meet a trash slut online that you want to fuck cause you're horny, but you don't want other people to know about it, because she's so gross. You roll over to her house (has to be her house) with a bottle of cheap vodka, so that you barely even remember the whole thing, except getting your nut off.
by James Wisniewski August 29, 2006
Wow. I like this nail polish. I'm ganna waste my time, painting my nails, While i could be going on the computer instead!
by Your_Worst_Nightmare May 02, 2006
by adam_before_eve March 18, 2006
by ElvisLives200 September 03, 2005
A polish purse is any plastic bag, generally from a grocery store, that old polish woman use as a substitute to actually owning a real purse.
Can also be used to refer to any plastic bag of this sort.
Can also be used to refer to any plastic bag of this sort.
Hey dude, do you have something I can borrow to carry home this massive porn collection?
Yeah man, let me go grab a polish purse out of the kitchen!
Yeah man, let me go grab a polish purse out of the kitchen!
by DumbCollegeKids September 13, 2011
by Günther S July 28, 2008