Michael

The most bitch ass name that someone can give their child.

Damn! My newborn son looks like a little bitch! Might as well name it Michael.

by TimmusA1 May 6, 2018

Michael

Michael is a great boyfriend, SIKE HE IS A FRIENDLY ASS HOE THAT IS IN EVERY BITCH FACE, TREATS OTHER BITCHES BETTER AND ACTS LIKE THEY MEAN MORE TO HIM MORE THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND

Girl:You know Michael?
Other girl: Duh he fucc with everyone homegirls

by Job Needed January 5, 2019

Michael

1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance

3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh

Michael: "I struggled to keep up with the boys last night"
Girls: *Laughing*

by Kashmoney2212 August 1, 2018

Michael

The guy who steals your friends

"I use to be a really good friend of Josh but now Ruby stole him"
"Damn what a michael"

"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"

by Shubidupam August 24, 2018

Michaeling

Conspicuously flexing one's enormous muscles while contorting the face and pursing the lips.

"Man, giving the presentation was really distracting, one of the professors kept michaeling in front of me."

by DrMcSausage December 17, 2013

Michael

A Michael is a boy with a smol weewee who will kiss his girls best friend and also say he liked it. Michael may get girls but all relationships with Michael will end up bad. Atleast he tries. Or does he?

Michael, oh Micheal the mistake man.

by Panther66 January 30, 2018

Michael

Michael is a guy who will make you fall for him , but will fuck you over real bad. He would act like he loves you then months later , after you’re attached to him , he will cheat on you and act as if nothing happened. He is an egotistical fucker who not only fucks slaggy thots but also loves to fuck anything that comes his way. He will fuck your man too so stay away. The only good thing about him is .... wait nothing . He doesn’t deserve shit

“ oh did you see what Michael did to his girl?”
“Yeah he cheated on her several times and she’s still not dumb enough to leave his ass”
“What a dickhead”

by Babyyyybxch January 10, 2019