Mr Kitchen

An ultimate sigma maths teacher who has infinite rizz. His forearms are beautifully defined, his jawline perfectly made, he has the true body of a sigma. The founder of "Mr Kitchen's Christmas Quiz". He is an ultimately respected being, superior to all of mankind.

That man is just as sigma as Mr Kitchen

by Insmnyc December 22, 2022

Kitchen Ambassador

A person who has mastered and perfected the skills needed for the operation of being in charge of the correctness and timely delivery of guest orders.

As being the Kitchen Ambassador, every guest in the dining room is my guest. They are dining in "MY" Restaurant (Home), enjoying a great meal and time at every "Beer Dinner".

by Hippie Juice Man March 23, 2019

clambake kitchen

An equivalent term to "sausage fest". A party with a ratio of women higher than men.

Yo brudda lets hit up that party tonight, I heard the clambake kitchen's open tonight!

by SlickAnt October 20, 2015

magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017

Spackling the kitchen

The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.

She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.

Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .

by Sir Richard Guntington Fellows May 23, 2019

kitchenism

kitchenism is a range of socio-political movements and ideologies that aim to define and establish the political, economic, personal, and social equality of the women should work on kitchen and are made for working on kitchens.

every man should support kitchenism!

by Iman tehrani June 18, 2022

Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.

Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023