Jacket Crumpet

A burnt breakfast

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Jacket Pants

The equivalent of a track suit, wind suit, or warmups by someone who thinks they know what they’re talking about.

You know what I’m referring to! The jacket pants that were in fashion during the 80’s! No, I have no clue what you are referencing.

by JacketPants January 7, 2020

The Full Metal Jacket

When you're fingering/fisting a girl and use all your fingers, and optionally using the thumb.

Bro I made her cum instantly with the full metal jacket move.

by Lil Beter April 14, 2018

tweed jacket

to be worn by old British men

man the old Brit needs a tweed jacket

by elbowpatch February 22, 2017

Jacketed

Insane. Crazy. As in a straight-jacket.

Tom: "Hey. What's up Rob? Hows it going with that thing you told me about?"
Rob: "That chick has me so vexed. I'm losing my mind. And, I'm fit to be jacketed."

by RFGAnon April 20, 2017

Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

by The Sloth Milk March 28, 2015

Jacketing

Past tense: jacketed

Future tense: jacketing
Present tense: jacketing

Simple definition: To share ones jacket between two people.

Complex definition: If a jacket is not present, then it is the act of two friends intensely wrapping one of their arms around each-others shoulders, for the purpose of warmth. The initial action of slapping your hand on their shoulder may seem violent, but the two must remember it is all out of love and friendship. You can often relate the acts to one of your closest and weirdest of friends.

Example: “Lets go jacketing to the book store!!”

Example 2: “Don't you just love jacketing? Makes me feel so much better on a bad day”

by Young Jewish girl June 6, 2022