When a man urinates on the floor, and then proceeds to wheelbarrow fuck a girl, while mopping up said urine with her hair.
Guy 1: Dude, Eric was so drunk he pissed all over the floor again.
Guy 2: Don't worry man, I'll golden mop that piss up later with this whore I've been bangin'.
Guy 2: Don't worry man, I'll golden mop that piss up later with this whore I've been bangin'.
by hepeedonthefloor November 10, 2010
Get the Golden Mopmug. by deagler11 December 17, 2011
Get the Golden Trumpmug. by red eyed beast May 9, 2012
Get the Golden Thronemug. Noun:
1. The first book in the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman.
2. An object of the same name or alethiometer (literally Truth-Measure) within said book. It is used by Lyra (the protaganist) to find truth and meaning throughout her journey. It resembeles a large golden-colored pocketwatch with three knobs on it's rim. It opens to reveal an ornate circle with 36 distinct symbols at it's edge with three large hands and one small hand which move around it. Each symbol has a series of meanings which, when held in one's mind may pose as a question or an answer. The big hands move to form your question with the knobs and the little hand moves to give the answer.
1. The first book in the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman.
2. An object of the same name or alethiometer (literally Truth-Measure) within said book. It is used by Lyra (the protaganist) to find truth and meaning throughout her journey. It resembeles a large golden-colored pocketwatch with three knobs on it's rim. It opens to reveal an ornate circle with 36 distinct symbols at it's edge with three large hands and one small hand which move around it. Each symbol has a series of meanings which, when held in one's mind may pose as a question or an answer. The big hands move to form your question with the knobs and the little hand moves to give the answer.
Very like a clock, or a compass, for there were hands pointing to places around the dial, but instead of the hours or the points of the compass there were several little pictures, each of them painted with the finest and slenderest sable brush.
- Extract from The Golden Compass (aka Northern Lights)
- Extract from The Golden Compass (aka Northern Lights)
by Tokos alethia December 23, 2011
Get the The Golden Compassmug. by Squidshowertime February 9, 2018
Get the golden streammug. It is when you piss in a woman's vagina intill it fills up and the she queefs and it sprays hot golden piss.
by Strat101 August 14, 2011
Get the Golden Giesermug. A golden toothbrush is the result of dipping a roommate, sister, brother, or friend's toothbrush in the toilet after you have urinated in the bowl.
I was so angry at my roomate that I urinated in the toilet and then dipped his toothbrush in the toliet water. I gave him a real golden toothbrush and could not help laughing when he brushed his teeth the next morning.
by Ron the avenger October 8, 2011
Get the golden toothbrushmug.