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eva

A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out
Bro did you meet the new kid eva, he acts gay because he has no friends. No wonder he gets no hoes.
by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022
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Eva Dawe

Eva Dawe: 'I'll just be really fun'
by ol1bar January 18, 2021
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Eva

Although at first she may seem nice,Eva is usually someone who finds pleasure in making someone feel bad. They tend to be jelouse very easily although they tend to hide it. Eva's always think about them selves before anybody else and will not care to help you if you are in trouble. An Eva would think she is the prettiest in the friend group and always bring themself up by constantly pointing out others flaws. An Eva is always rude and will step out of their way just to make you feel bad.
Girl 1: Hey i met this girl called Eva and she's really nice.

Girl 2: Best stay away from her though her names Eva.
by Alfie Bay October 14, 2020
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Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.
by Chazard04 December 27, 2023
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Eva

The most grotesque person you would have ever laid eyes on. Wears granny panties and is most likely under five feet
Look, it’s eva the Whore
by pixie124 November 23, 2021
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eva conner

Person 1: Eva Conner is sooooo pretty
Person 2: I know right I wish I could be her
by Devaracegonner March 23, 2020
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Eva

How can one begin to describe perfection? I guess with one word, Eva.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought

She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.

She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.

If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
Eva, by the gods, she smells like spring.
by Hungarian Gypsy April 18, 2025
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