cactus boi

your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.

"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"

by depressed cow December 9, 2019

Cactus TheNotable

Notable Cactus

Cactus TheNotable is Notable

by Cactus TheNotable May 18, 2021

cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.

1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?

by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013

Prickly Cactus

A shave that will blow your head off.

Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.

by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021

Cactus

The best of the best. Five tiers above danky. Eight tiers above fire.

This food is cactus.
Damn bro look at that ass... so cactus.

by Preacher2166 July 31, 2018

Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer

Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.

by Steamtronic January 30, 2014

african cactus

Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass

"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"

by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017