southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.

Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."

by sleightflow February 26, 2013

Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.

Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.

by Hugh Jass Baughls February 8, 2021

dracula biscuit

Large breasts on a goth/satanic woman.

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits

by jesus chrissssst July 13, 2012

Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.

by floodedbard July 23, 2013

Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house

"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."

by Urban.sav November 16, 2014

deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.

"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"

by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017

Fadge Biscuit

Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.

"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"

by KingRob February 19, 2009