Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house

"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."

by Urban.sav November 16, 2014

southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.

Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."

by sleightflow February 26, 2013

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

skill biscuit

a straight up g. whose ass is so ridicalous it makes you wanna get there number. you wish you could have skillz like this pimp. all the boys come to the yard to see her milkshakes.

hey girl you soo fine gosh your a real skill biscuit....CAN I GETCHOOO NUMBAA?!

by imawesome143poww January 13, 2011

Baddie Biscuit

an amazing person like eliza elizabeth and rachel

jessica’s an amazing person she’s a baddie biscuit

by Maggie the baddie biscuit April 1, 2022

deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.

"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"

by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017

Fadge Biscuit

Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.

"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"

by KingRob February 19, 2009