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Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.
I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.
by Bojojo June 16, 2011
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Tank off2

by Donny DD February 5, 2021
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Tank topping

When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).
Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.
by Sobo1234 May 22, 2022
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Trout Tank

When your girlfriends pussy stinks you stick her in the spa (trout tank) and she smells summers eve fresh when she gets out (fish smell is no longer "Chicken of the Sea").
Damn that chicks pu$$y stinks. I got to get her in the trout tank!
by Houdini my Weenie March 31, 2008
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Ghost Tank

1:noun;

In MMORPG terms when the tank of the group appears to be doing his/her job while not actually holding any aggro.

2:noun;

In a First Person Shooter, a bullet or rocket travels directly through a target, usually a tank, without doing any damage.
This is ridiculous I shot InURbase4103 at least 20 times already. He is such a Ghost tank.
by EvanK.is.a.Ghost.Tank December 8, 2010
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Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .
Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"
by Frannnnnnnko July 14, 2010
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Space Tank

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull
Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy
by kjgxxx January 17, 2012
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