Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.

I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.

by Bojojo June 16, 2011

Dev Tank

An extra hot specimen of a man Dev(God) Tank(Chad) means they are a godly level of chad

Holy shit that guys hot, he's a Dev, look at his jawline, Jesus he's such a Dev Tank

by Dr_Shush January 5, 2023

Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019

Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

by 1025soulja October 11, 2021

Mini Tank

In Gaming terminology, Mini Tank is a unit with high Hit-point, though not as "beefy" as a regular tank, Mini Tank main function is as a quick response in distracting enemy's unit and shielding the supporting troops as a meat shield for not quite as long but with cheaper cost

Example (Clash Royale)
Giant/Golem is a tank
knight/Ice Golem is a mini tank
Musketeer/Wizard is a supporter

Gamer A : My supporting troops dies too fast

Gamer B : You need to add mini tank

by Crispy Spicy August 18, 2021

Tank topping

When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).

Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.

by Sobo1234 May 22, 2022

Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

by Cheesire April 12, 2022