tabarnac

In French Canadian slang, pretty much the equivalent of 'fuck' but with no sexual meaning - the word is only used as a vulgar interjection. Thanks to its ample use of the 'a' vowel, it is an extremely satisfying swear word that lets the energy flow through your throat.

The word comes from French 'tabernacle' pronounced with a French Canadian accent. It is unheard of in France.

Note: 'crisse', 'hestie' and 'câlisse' have very similar meanings and are equally vulgar. A locutor can stack them together as to create a rhetorical figure (see examples).

Tabarnac! - shit!

Hestie de câlisse de tabarnac! - fucking shit!

T'es un tabarnac de fif - ur fucking gay

Hestie de tabarnac de plotte - motherfucking cunt

by Mgr Turcotte April 10, 2006

Breakfast Table

A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.

I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.

K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.

I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.

by Very Tall Human December 9, 2010

Tabea

Tabea is a funny and outspoken girl, with strong emancipative and feminist values. She is very outgoing and direct, so sometimes one can feel a bit overwhelmed by her strong character. She has lots of love to give, which she will show to the ones she loves at every given second. She always makes everyone laugh out loud with her sillyness, but she can be serious too, when needed. Tabeas are an enrichment for everyone's life, so if you are lucky to have a Tabea in your life, make sure to keep her around.

"It's so pleasant to chill with Tabea, she always makes me laugh!"

"I had this very deep talk about feminism lately". - "Sounds so Tabea!"

by Sallinskey December 16, 2018

Crafting table level

This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".

DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.

by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020

tabarak

"A cute funny girl that plays more guys than PlayStation. Loves memes, very chill, and also very trust worthy. Don't get on her bad side or she will pull out a BBC that will bust your ass wide open"

Tabarak is so cute

by Bigdaddy1243 March 26, 2017

tableing

To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day

I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.

by Houlahan February 23, 2006

head of the table

Roman Reigns being the family leader of his generation and the face of the WWE.

I am The Head of the Table.

If they don't respect us then who are we.

by That Madness December 10, 2020