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super masturbation

Super masturbation refers to the act of masturbating without stopping through multiple orgasms, 4 or more for men, 9 or more for women
Ever since I discovered super masturbation my life has gotten so much better, my record is 17!
by daddymann March 10, 2016
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Super Bendoverable

A girl who is SO hott you imedatley picture her bent over with your D in her B.
On a scale of 1-100 that girl is Super Bendoverable!
by Higgy-G January 25, 2011
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Super Faith

Someone who is overly zealous in their religious persuits. Or someone how haistily becomes overly religious for the purpose of 'fitting in' or perhaps snagging a crush.
John was an athiest until he met Sally and fell madly in love with her. Her father was a leader in the church so John decided to read the bible, go to church, recieve communion and become confirmed.

'John went all Super Faith!'
by Got Tea? August 8, 2009
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Super Screech

The Super Screech is an inborn ability to send a high pitched frequency through any medium to summon your squad. Its powers are similar to the 'Canary Cry' or the use of thu'um. If it were a Skyrim shout it would most likely be called 'Summon Squad'. It's mainly used to draw the attention of squad or to disoriented attackers. Its sound is comparable to that of a pterodactyl.
Example 1:

Squad is a block away and no one is picking up their phone

*Super Screech*
The entirety of squad turns around to greet the preformer.

Example 2:
You're faced by 3 attackers all wielding weapons. There is nowhere to run.

*Super Screech*
All of the attackers drop their weapons and grab their ears in a futile attempt to block the Super Screech
by flyxguydom January 3, 2016
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super mario

A Fat Ass Plumber who spends most of his time saving girls and getting drunk or high along the way. In his free time, he is a drunk ass plumber fixing toilets because people thought charmander could take a dump on the toilet but he fell in, got stuck and Mario had to plunge his fiery Asshole out of there. He is featured in many video games.
Hey man, wanna play Super Mario, sure lets be sure to eat lots and lots of sh rooms before we start the game.
by HairyBallz0-0-7 April 7, 2021
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Super Nuggies

Super Nuggies is like superman but better
Wait, is that..... SUPER NUGGIES?!?!?!
by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020
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Super Pirate

Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.
I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!
by marshalb July 30, 2009
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