by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.
by J.T November 26, 2018
When a business person in attire has sex with a coworker with only their pants down during business hours and everyone knows it happened
Our boss carter has a dirty suit every Friday with the janitor Taylor
Dude look at those dirty suits of accountant Koral and Nikki
Dude look at those dirty suits of accountant Koral and Nikki
by Onlyme4you April 27, 2020
What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
“I’m sick of your loud noise all night”
“Well let’s meet with stick or in suit and sort it out because I’m not quieting down”
“Well let’s meet with stick or in suit and sort it out because I’m not quieting down”
by Obediah Stain February 20, 2023
A strategic lawsuit against public participation (SLAPP) is a lawsuit that is intended to censor, intimidate, and silence critics by burdening them with the cost of a legal defense until they abandon their criticism or opposition.
Donald Trump tried to slapp suit the shit out of Timothy L. O'Brien for 5 billion dollars! This guy wrote D.T.'s net worth was around 150 Million. Someone is clearly overcompensating for something, duh!
by Fuckmothering dude November 12, 2019