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suicide corner

When you want to kill yourself, but somebody you like or care about says that they'll kill themselves if you kill yourself.
Girlfriend: If you kill yourself, I'll do the same.
You: Fuck! You just backed me into a suicide corner
by cowthe2000 March 26, 2017
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suicide van

Uh oh! There's a real risk of a terrorist attack . I just saw a suicide van two blocks away.
by Kosp November 15, 2016
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suicide sanchez

A Suicide Sanchez is when a male is performing the act of having sex with his girlfriend and at the same time sticks his finger in her ass. He then inserts that same finger into his own mouth.
After a night of hard partying and executing a Suicide Sanchez , Jt had to brush his teeth seven times and mouthwash eight to get rid of the funky taste in his mouth.
by Fudgestick March 25, 2017
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suicide mish

When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mission
Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.

Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.

Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?
by Andy2billion July 15, 2005
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Russian Suicide

Any murder framed as a suicide by the State. In other words a media friendly way of purging somebody. The name comes from the half joke that many Russian politicians and Generals "Commit Suicide" or "Get Ill" when they screw up.
News: "General Popov, a notorious critic of the Russian government has reportedly committed suicide this morning. Russian state media claims Popov shot himself in the back of the head before dumping himself in a ditch."

Me: "Yeah that's a Russian Suicide."
by Doing_Beuano October 3, 2023
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suicide club

A movie where these kids all decide to kill themselves by jumping in front of trains,chopping off hands...etc its a
Really good movie, but kinda funny in a sick twisted way.So go watch it!
pie is cool!
Person 1:Oh my god did you see suicide club!
Person2:Yea lets start one!
Person1:totally,but if we all die won't that be the end of the club
by miamber May 18, 2008
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Suicidal Carnie

A sex act which uses a normal man, a midget of any sex, and an old fashioned hanging gallow. The man positions himself under the gallow and begins to jack it while the midget positions itself in the traditional hanging style. At about the time the man has reached climax the midget pulls the rope releasing the drop floor and falling on top the mans penis to achive orgasim. "The Suicidal Carnie"
Man 1-Did you see that horrible sex act?

Man 2-Yes,what was it called?

Man 1-The Suicidal Carnie.
by ANG243 August 1, 2008
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