Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
by I’m very honest March 30, 2020
by 💀💀 November 22, 2021
by Dicksuccer69 April 23, 2018
P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"
by lilbollockshead February 02, 2018
that guy over there just sucked that one guys dick. oh wait i forgot its october 20th meaning it is suck dick day. you can suck anyones dick without it being gay.
by Aqua_Is_Aqua October 07, 2021
by swankodanko June 24, 2021
by Murstein April 11, 2019