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BETA SQUAD 

The pack of the most interesting men in the world. We are soo deep that Adele can't even roll in it. Best friends stick together till the end. We are the legittess niggas in the whole world. To become a beta one must do the beta handshake. We are brothers, brothers forever. Bros before hoes-is our motto. We are the past, present, and the future. Beti Squad Forever.

Beta Squad= Sumit, Ralion, Norvin, Jose, Amro, Juniyar, Jay, Mark
To be a part of the Beta Squad is to be like God. Beta=God, God=Beta. Peace.
BETA SQUAD by Beti Squad September 29, 2014

South African Death Squad

Any white south african male that at some point whilst living in another country has got into a pointless fight and won dominantly.
He then proceeds to be the unofficial bodyguard of any people that he is out with.

South african death squads get exponentially more dangerous the more alcohol they consume.

A group of south african death squads will often be heard talking loudly in a fucked up language that sounds like theyre just making it up as they go along. Do not question this as this will just further enrage them.
Person 1: 'We were out last night and some guy tried to start a fight with me.

Person 2: 'Was the south african death squad with you?'

Person 1: 'Yea, he came outa nowhere and kicked living fuck out of him. Then he went and ordered another rum and coke'
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Chopper Squad 

The action of swinging ones penis around in a motion mimicking that of a helicopter's blades (but not over your head) thus sending more blood to the end of the penis and making it look bigger if the need should arise.
Dan needed to make his package look bigger for the photography shoot, so performed Chopper Squad to semi.
Chopper Squad by IAN ID January 13, 2009

Suicide Squad 

A Film that makes villains the heroes
Suicide Squad by Deedeedog2isalegend December 21, 2016

Geek Squad 

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.
Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!
Geek Squad by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Squirtle Squad

1.The KEWLEST group of pokemon in the entire shows history. The squirtle squad appears around the time Ash Ketchum meets Squirtle. Squirtle is one of the original 150 pokemon. None of those later on bull shit editions. Squirtle's evolve forms are Wartortle then Blastoise.
1.Squirtle Squad was not defined then noted so on MLIA, here i am making it happen for the world! Your Welcome

2. I have the Squirtle Squad T-Shirt!! ... Your a FAG!
Squirtle Squad by GeezusJuice October 16, 2009

goon squad 

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.