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Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.
Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.
by BillyBarou February 27, 2024
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sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive
"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."
by subpixel April 25, 2009
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Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement
Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022
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Sponged Up

The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.
"Mandy, did you see the new guy Ken? He's got me fully sponged up rn"
by GH0xSTED August 8, 2023
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Busted Like A Sponge

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.
1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?
by TheFlameX March 25, 2010
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The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
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sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
by tenequia January 5, 2008
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