where the spam

The word spam, in this case, is not used to make refference to the almighty wonder of questionable food that is Spam, but rather a substitute for a curse word.
This phrase is usually used by an individual who is questioning a location but is also looking to cut back on their swearing.
Other similar phrases included 'what the spam' 'who the spam' 'why the spam' and ' how the spam'

e.g.
girl 1: I think we're lost...
girl 2: Where the spam are we?!

boy: Dude... what the spam are you wearing?

by crap_weasel September 8, 2006

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Get the where the spammug.

Keyboard spam

When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)

"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.

by Firespirit979 November 16, 2021

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Get the Keyboard spammug.

sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

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