Shag Drag

That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.

An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”

-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy

I’m, like feeling the Shag Drag, man

by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019

shag fort

Blanket fort for sexual encounters

Person 1: John has a Shag fort in his living room
Person 2: Man, he's getting laid tonight.

by SolKand January 12, 2014

shagging rights

When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance

"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"

by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011

Huras Shag

The act of making sweet sweet love to your new bride on top of a bed frame you made by hand, and then proceeding to reach climax and put out 1/5 of the candles you lit for the night. This act is often followed by smoking a cigarette on your balcony that was perfectly made for this exact scenario, and feeling true freedom from the sin of lust and perverted sexual tension that existed between you and the female species for years.

Your wedding is coming up, do you think you’re going to follow the ceremony with a Huras Shag after? I definitely would if I could..

by Thick’s#1Fan June 17, 2024

shag-knot

The knotty mess of hair at the back of a woman's head caused by being rubbed against the pillow during sex, or from her hair being grabbed by her partner during doggy-style sex.

'Ohh look at the state of Julie's hair. That shag-knot tells us what she was up to before she came into work today!'

'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'

by Sidders02 March 8, 2021

shag

to “shag” someone it means to fight, if someone says they want to shag you that means the want to fight you so prepare

person 1: i’m gonna shag micheal
person 2: oh no i hope you win the shag

by Meliketiddies May 27, 2023

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013