Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

La Sallian

another word for faggot

"He ya La Sallian"
"Dude I swear Jz a such a La Sallian"

by Yudodistome December 18, 2017

Potato Scallop

The name given to a potato cake by people who make poor decisions in their life, like what to name a slice of potato in batter

My ex called them Potato Scallops. That's why she's my ex...

by Zachory October 8, 2020

Broke Scallywag

An idiot so low one the social class they have no right talking to anyone or anything

Somebody says somthing stupid
Me: You broke scallywag.

by Koolik November 19, 2020

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level

My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden

by Magelmonster September 23, 2021

Curvy Scallywag

Someone who is very goofy and a homosexual who touches their friends.

"Zo is a curvy scallywag, he just molested some kindergarteners!" or "Zo just raped my baby cousin, that Curvy Scallywag"

by Elightskin February 18, 2022