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Soggy sandy

Someone or something you very much wish to avoid. Sometimes an actual soggy sandwish
Jose is being a real soggy sandy today
by R3t4rDEAD November 23, 2022
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Sandy freaks

Knick-knack patty-wack, give a dog a bone
I was takin' out your back, hit you on the fuckin' dome
When I look into your eyes, I know you're not immortal, lies
Mhm with the tool, mhm with the fool (you what?)
Mhm so good smoking all I get the green, on the scene
With the lean and my team, gotta beam, it's a dream
I achieve, don't think
Can I strip it? 'Cause the cream
My side on the king, 20-20 on the scene, no
She got that mans on her back
Ask for the hunnid in cash
He gonna let his son lash
She gonna give him a rash
I'm gonna get inside the X-Wing and go to the space needle
I just smoked in on OG, it is for me, it's medicinal
Achoo, achoo, achoo
Motherfucker, you gotta sneeze gotta take one puff
When it hits my brain, I do feel love
When it hits you, you gon' swear it's scuffed
Drifting in the rain, I'm on that funky town shit
Back wheel drive
I'ma tell you, I'm not gonna quit
Popo come through the front door
Get to the back, to the back, to the back, to the back
Hold up in the beamer
Go around the block, take a lap, take a lap
I am an addict and it is fantastic
I can't get enough of them Sandy Cheeks
Sandy Freak, Sandy Freak
One more blunt, her panties breach
Go down to the beach that is right next to the Bikini Bottom
She made spongebob patrick and squid ward nut cus shes sandy freaks
by Ded 2 me November 6, 2020
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Sandy Slap

When you spank someone at the same time you call them the sand nigger
"I was makin' love to my drunka and he done gave me a sandy slap on my ass."
by Guidette Negrisha October 15, 2011
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Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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Sandy

The act of breaking something and putting in back together just good enough so that the next person who uses it thinks they broke it.
I broke the phone holder but sandyed it so the next driver takes the blame
by User2828 May 9, 2021
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Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel
by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011
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Sandy

The most beautiful flower, not only in Bikini Bottom, but also in the solar system. Having a Sandy as a friend is a blessing which only comes to a small number of people. Sandys are passionate, kind and empathetic. They also tend to be crazy, but mostly the good kind.
“What is your friends name?”
“Her name is Sandy”
“Wow, you are kidding. I didn’t know you were chosen like that.”
by sandysfriend July 16, 2025
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