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Sad Confetti

The result when criticizing someone's work where you take it, rip it up into pieces, and then throw those pieces into the air.
That meeting went horrible, my boss threw sad confetti at me.
by A^J July 2, 2014
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Sad Larry

A person who always looks unhappy and depressed. Originated from the Cyanide and Happiness' Sad Larry web comic videos.
Sad Larry: sigh

Person: I'm sick of your shit Larry!
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Sad Person

A sad person is someone who feels unmotivated or simply sad about what goes on in one's life. Usually due to lack of self-esteem and failure to achieve their goals. In puberty this is very common, as well as in adolescence.
He was acting like a sad person lately. I wonder what is going on with him.
by Justanotherloner April 29, 2018
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Sad Salmon

The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.
by Rathew91 September 18, 2018
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sad face

Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces

- Adjective

A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?

2) Yo have you met Horace'€™s buddy Lance? He'€™s hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week

3) Dude I'€™m so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl

4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
by jaavug October 16, 2008
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wave of sadness

The feeling of sadness that washes over one after masterbation.
"I watched porn... made a mess all over myself... and instantly felt the wave of sadness."
by Jew-Goy December 16, 2008
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Sad Banana

Tina turned down Bob's advances and he was left with a sad banana.
by crystalbaby August 3, 2012
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