When you've been alone for too long, are sad and lonely, and eating soup because there's nothing else to eat.
by Vanspades November 10, 2018
Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.
Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.
by westbelmarposse June 12, 2018
A person who always looks unhappy and depressed. Originated from the Cyanide and Happiness' Sad Larry web comic videos.
by :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:) July 10, 2013
by An actual fucking cat April 05, 2019
Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces
- Adjective
A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
- Adjective
A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?
2) Yo have you met Horace's buddy Lance? He's hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week
3) Dude I'm so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl
4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
2) Yo have you met Horace's buddy Lance? He's hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week
3) Dude I'm so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl
4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
by jaavug August 22, 2008
by Jew-Goy December 04, 2008
Suck A Dick Eeyore: when someone is too sad or exhausted to go through with a sexual favor, but goes through with it anyways.
by cashurmomouside February 06, 2017