Redneck

If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!

Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.

The primary color of your car is "bondo".

You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

You've ever financed a tattoo.

You go to your family reunion to meet women.

Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

This is very true about rednecks. !! l0l

by sonnie_gabie March 13, 2011

Redneck Roulette

When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.

Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!

by Jimmy George June 2, 2008

rednecks

Highly underestimited people. yes we may like NASCAR, hunting, and fishing and things of that sort, but we are also some of the most dependable people to count on in a tough place. Mainly because since we were raised in the South we have what you call "Southern Hospititaly" which means if someone needs help you help them as they would do the same for you if you needed it. Yes we may scrutinize against yankees and some African Americans because we don't see they're acting proper. The so-called "dumbass rednecks" most talk about are the poorly raised and uncivilized sorta that we care to catorgize as "Hillbillys". And just to let you know a redneck wrote this so this proves that sterotyping us as dumb adn unintelligent is unjust because I have just contridicted that.

Please try to get to know a person before you sterotype them as rednecks!!!!

by cowgirlup_2008 October 4, 2005

Redneckery

Doing something to make you look like trash, or a redneck.

-People who have signs in their yard reading "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
-People who think Jeff Foxworthy jokes are tips on how to live.
-"Did you hear about those people who shot the kid and the guy for supposedly trespassing?"
"Yeah. Total redneckery"

by angryJRD May 9, 2009

redneckracefan

guy that likes to receive blumkins

while taking a dump,at the same time purr goes down on him

by Redneckass March 21, 2003

redneck

the guy who empties his chemical toilet into your front yard

Look at that guy emptying his chemical toilet into my frontyard.
He must be a redneck

by LINDAR May 31, 2006

redneck

Comes from farmers who work in the sun and get a "red-neck". Also belived by most northerners that they do not know the difference between a hole in the floor and the hole in their ass

if you go to a family reunien looking for a girl friend... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!

by anomonus January 11, 2005