Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
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“No. What he do?”
“ He gave her a gully queef!”
“No. What he do?”
“ He gave her a gully queef!”
by Nolar October 22, 2019
Get the Gully Queef mug.When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
Get the birthday queef mug.Rock music can be described as sex for the ears and many times leads to a sweet innocent girls undoing. Queefing as we know it usually occurs during the act of love making, typically when the woman is on all fours with the man penetrating from behind. A Rock Queef requires no man at all. It is brought on by the penetrating sounds of rock music.
by RockQueef May 16, 2011
Get the Rock Queef mug.The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.
Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.
by nimajneb69 May 20, 2015
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Get the Queef Breath mug.Cummy Queef: when you’re pounding it doggy like a caveman and you finally cum deep inside her, only to pull out and it sounds like an empty bottle of ketchup being squeezed.
That hood rat I took home last night gave me a cummy queef after I finished!
Kendra is the cummy queef queen
Kendra is the cummy queef queen
by Furfox April 29, 2021
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