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Queef Breath

When your breath smells like a females dirty vagina.
"Dude... Please brush your teeth... You have terrible queef breath!!"
by Heyon July 11, 2016
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queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011
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Glitter Queef

When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.
Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!
by hookemyea December 15, 2011
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Editor in Queef

A master of words who can turn raw ideas into masterful Urban Dictionary submissions.
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Toledo Hot Pocket’” barked my Editor in Queef as we brainstormed ideas.
by FelixTheCat11 June 17, 2021
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Queef Nougat

When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.
"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"
by le queef nougat August 3, 2016
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Gully Queef

The gully queef is when you juul out of a chicks pussy and blow a cloud up her ass
“Hey did you hear what Tyrone did to the bitch with the fat ass last night.”

“No. What he do?”

“ He gave her a gully queef!”
by Nolar October 22, 2019
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Queef Wellington

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center
"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"
by SamHateHer September 2, 2022
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