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puddle disease

When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.
Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.
by Cloud Sniper March 10, 2014
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Puddle Of Flesh

Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.
Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023
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Puddle Love

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
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Puddle Pirate

Shut up you little puddle pirate
by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021
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Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023
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Cuddle puddle

Where you cuddle in a post sex puddle of fluids
Jim always hated cuddle puddles, but Sandra would always snuggle up to him right after sex
by Toungeshy October 16, 2017
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Puddle Stomper

A slur that is said when somebody particular of Asian descent is being obnoxious, rude, needy, or a punk.
Leave it to the puddle stomper to complain that she didn’t get a new bag when she already has tons.
by Owler45 November 4, 2025
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