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gnat's pube 

Microscopic unit of measurement that is a fraction of a knats cock and a gnat's ass. Most often used to describe a precision that is much finer than is actually required.
Damnit, Paul! We need to drill that hole within a gnat's pube of the mark or the whole project will go tits up.
gnat's pube by UrbanRuss May 15, 2008

pube art 

pubic hair trimmed and shaved in an artistic way
Dude her pubes are shaped like a heart.
Yeah that is the best pube art I have ever seen.
pube art by davidsito June 25, 2009

pubesocket 

the little hole from which pubic hair grows forth
"dude is it normal for three hairs in one pubesocket?"
"dunno, could be an ingrown one"
pubesocket by tsuchinoko November 7, 2012

Pubesque 

Having facial hair closely related to the pubic area of an 80's porn star
He let his hair and beard grow which gave him a pubesque look.
Pubesque by Meli81 July 3, 2014

pubescent turkey 

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible
Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.

pubespikes 

Where pubic hair spikes up like little triangles
Hey Faraj your pubespikes are longer than mine
pubespikes by Bobbydaboi January 31, 2018