pistoffishnessment

The state of being incredibly irate. Derived from "pissed off" and probably coined when someone was increidbly drunk.

After getting punked and bitchslapped, bob expereienced pistoffishnessment.

by kitpierce April 23, 2004

pistachio

A woman of loose moral character.
Further, a woman that one takes home for the night.

Coming from the Ludacris line "I was with some nasty ho's eatin' pistachios."

"Alright, you can have the room tonight, I'll sleep in the lounge. Just make sure that this pistachio doesn't touch any of my stuff."

by PH Loom June 21, 2007

The Piston

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman in which the man retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and then shoots out one testicle at a time, alternating testicle with each blast. This is an alternative form of The Shotgun.

The NBA team The Detroit Pistons got its name because the founder of the franchise could use The Piston with extreme speed and accuracy.

by MC Derf March 17, 2008

Pistolista

A girl who knows how to defend herself and achieve what she wants, sometimes through the use of force. Also beautiful.

Person 1: Charlie's Angels are such pistolistas.

Person 2: Oh, dude I know. Like the best pistolistas.

by Nancine October 11, 2012

Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.

Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015

pistol

when 2 guys swing their dicks against each other during sex

the pistol position feels so good

by oak kamb August 18, 2021

Rusty Piston

A sex act involving three men. The first man stands in front while he is penetrated by the second man, and the second man is penetrated by the third man. The second man thrusts between the other two men, thus creating a piston motion.

Bill: Last night, I went home with these two hot guys, and I got between them and we did the rusty piston.
Jeff: Awesome! Wish I could have been there.

by luciferi666 May 11, 2014