patoot

A floppy vagina.

When she sat on my couch, my living room ended up in her patoot!

by Green Lantern of OA December 21, 2009

bowl patrol

1.This occurs in homes with two or more dogs as follows:
The dogs are fed,and upon completion of the meal,the dogs each check out the bowl of the other dog.

"As usual,after finishing their own food,Bart and Buddy did the bowl patrol just in case a morsel was left uneaten."

dogs dog food dog behavior Bart pets

by Bart's Mom August 7, 2009

patootay

funny way of saying Patootie,
or BUTT or ASS or BUM, or whatever other words there are for your behind

she's got a nice patootay

by oyyyyyy August 6, 2009

Previa Patrol

This is a special group of automobile owners that are always on the lookout for there enemies and how to do some real shit. But these guys are just ANY automobile owners, these motherfuckers own PREVIAS niggah. They were established in 1967 after the owner of the first previa, Rajamohan who uses his alias Mohan, won the spinners compitition beating his true enemy Bombah who owned his very own Chrysler Minivan. A band of Previas were dispatched from the headquarters of Previa Patrol and from then on they are seen helping out any people that may be stranded and in need of help and they aren't shy to fuck up a Minivan when theres one around. Recent word on the street claims that the Previa Patrol has made an alliance with the leader of the Volkswagon "Hippie" Vans, Ravi Shockalingham, to take out the Minivans once and for all.
Also look into ravi and sivam

"Yo, I heard the Previa Patrol's coming. QUICK hide your VAN pussy!"
"Shit you sivam go fuck a Previa"
"Mohan's coming fo YOU bitch"
"Bad Boy, Bad Boy, What you gonna do, What you gonna do when dem Previas come for you!"

by Ravi Shockalingham September 24, 2005

Swole Patrol

The Loyola High School football team

crespi kid: bro we just got raped
ND kid: yeah, thats the swole patrol for you

by bigdaddy777 June 14, 2010

patootie

1. The polite way to identify a fat woman's ass

Hey, Pam, get your goddamn patootie in here and fix me a sandwich! Oh, yeah, and put a lot of goddamn mayonnaise on too!

by Mighty Felix July 26, 2006

Patoonshka

A shade of tannish violet. A rare but miraculous color that mixes exclusively with other patoonshkas. Used as a funny answer when some stupid person asks you what your favorite color is.

stupid person: Hey guys, what's your favorite color?
cool people: Patoonshka
stupid person: what....??
cool people: *giggle to selves*

by speedyhotbody December 30, 2010