Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."

I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.

by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020

Jean Panties

When a girl's shorts are so short they cover just as much as her underwear do.

Damn, she's wearing that black pair of Jean Panties again.

by StellarAce27 September 14, 2016

panty puffer

Someone who wears giant granny panties and uses them as an umbrella to fly through the air.

Mandee is such a panty puffer, I caught her trying to soar through the air the other day with her large granny panties.

by blackquak May 22, 2019

Panty Splasher

A good looking heterosexual male.

He was quite the panty splasher back on the day

by Clayton Bertram December 24, 2020

happy panties

A description of the feeling of being so arroused that you experience moisture in your undergarments

OMG that pic just gave me some happy panties

by HP69 May 26, 2018

titty panties

Another word for a bra.

she put her titty panties over her boobs and then her shirt.

by ricjames07 June 7, 2016

The Panty Punisher

-the horrible/nasty/trashy pair of panties that a woman keeps in order to motivate herself not to run out of clean underwear.

Dammit I thought I had at least 2 clean pairs of panties left! Oh fuck no, ain't no way in hell I'm wearing the double P (the Panty Punisher) for my date tonight- pull over, I gotta get some Woolite but quick y'all.

by Fanzzzy October 23, 2010