A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.
Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
by TheWackyboyGazette September 02, 2020
A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
by Masterg1 November 09, 2023
A lube lord is usually an accened being made of pure light and loob. They drool at the sight of a living beings and usually look like a 1980's pedophile stereotype.
by trusty man December 01, 2020
Someone who has mastered the art of Cum. There is only one and he is the Lord of all Cum. Bow to him.
Cristian is the Cum Lord.
by DaddyBigPeep June 27, 2023
by K1L562 June 03, 2019
by poo lord January 19, 2021