The Brown Zepplin

Where one person sticks a balloon in another persons ass. Then blows it up until it pops inside of that persons ass!

Dang, The Brown Zepplin left so much air in my cornhole!

by LpCarrDsch May 19, 2011

Brown Fist

1. The act of Anal fisting.

Guy1.: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy2.: Why?

Guy1.: I gave her a brown fist.

by The Ward Daddy August 5, 2010

brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 April 25, 2016

The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.

I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

Brown Lollipop

Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!

by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023

brown lining

The opposite of silver lining. When good (or bad) news includes worse, additional information.

Boss: Well, Jimmy, you got the internship!

Jimmy: Dope.

Boss: ...the brown lining is its unpaid.

Jimmy: Rats.

by BobbyStompy February 26, 2011

Smokey Brown

Smoking weed while sitting on the shitter

"Man I took a mad smokey brown earlier! I was so high, I just sat on the shitter for like thirty minutes!"

by ThatStankDank June 9, 2014