When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022
Get the amber coated crabmug. Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
Get the coat hanger scramblemug. Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending
by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022
Get the candy coated suicidemug. The English Duffle Coat. When someone goes to the toilet, drops their pants and conducts a hand stand over the toilet bowl with their hair sitting in the toilet water. From here they defecate with the faeces rolling down their back into the bowl.
by CyQouT. November 16, 2021
Get the English Duffle Coatmug. by Aruokman October 17, 2025
Get the Coatmug. Restaurant term; when a very hot lady is sitting at a table, and other managers & servers need to check her out.
by dj tom and curtis suck January 22, 2011
Get the coat-checkmug. by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022
Get the coat before you throatmug.