national emo day

for everyone who makes fun of emo people every fu*king day, this holiday is for you. this holiday is so you can talk to us nicely and hear why we have such a bad time in this world. listen to us and maybe you'll stop being such a dick, and be our friend instead

ILL DECLARE THIS DAY NATIONAL EMO DAY

by CRIMSON _WOLF May 1, 2018

National esex day

June 10th National e-sex day. When everyone online has a massive fucking e-orgy.

Yo on June 10th you gonna have esex since it's national esex day?

by Squirted June 14, 2018

National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush and it’s ok if they reject you.

I remember when it was national ask your crush out day.

by Heyyyyyhello April 12, 2019

National Rape Day

your fucking disgusting if you parpticipate in this 😐 go fuck yourself you fucking cunt if you actually support this day. whoever made it go kill yourself

a fucking cunt: "oh my god its National Rape Day yay!!"
a normal person: "shut the fuck up cunt 😐"

by epicuaername April 22, 2021

National blowjob day

On June 29th it is national blowjob day

My guy it's national blowjob day

by Vrovro June 25, 2017

National Orgasm Society

An International Society for the promotion and enhancement of Orgasms.

National Orgasm Society Scientifically Based Categories, #1

Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm
Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm
Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm
During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm
From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm
In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm
In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm
Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm
On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm
One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm
Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm
Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm
Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm
20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm
Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm
Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm
Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm
When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm
While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm
With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm
With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm
With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm
With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm

by Jack Bozdog July 1, 2006

National Hoodville Day

The day dedicated to Instagram user “Hoodville” after he was featured at a Future concert

Guy 1: Yo what day is it today?
Guy 2: August 1st gang
Guy 1: Oh sh*t it’s National Hoodville Day! TB4L on everything

by HandsomeKiller August 1, 2021