The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.
by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 16, 2009
by kevinheart January 18, 2012
Krillin: "Goku, did you just read my mind?"
Goku: "Yuhuh"
Krillin: "But how did you..."
Goku: "Muffin Button"
Goku: "Yuhuh"
Krillin: "But how did you..."
Goku: "Muffin Button"
by Drener June 18, 2011
Lindsey Lohan is such a Skank Muffin
by Surcharge May 10, 2009
A person who spends an inordinate amount of time masturbating and makes a point of telling people about it. Due to said person's verbosity, they are unable to attract the opposite sex, despite their best efforts.
Often associated with people who are known to have snuffed it.
Often associated with people who are known to have snuffed it.
by Acyed October 18, 2010
A delicious baked good derived of newbs. Can be very tasty if cooked correctly, over pwnage may lead to burnt newb muffins.
by Muffin Of Newbness March 15, 2009
When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.
by ILoveCMJ July 31, 2009